So, whatever did Nancy tell Zordon and Jane about the planet Kander? Well, let's use this Kanderian called Derk as an example.
First of all, the Kanderians love torture, it's like porn to them. Look how Derk here is removing all the bones from a living victim.
Second of all, they are time travelers. They have been coming here from the future ever since a couple of them visited the ruins of our planet and discovered books about our ancient civilizations, books that revealed we had the same anatomy as them.
Third of all, they are not allowed to come here in large groups, and they have to keep the body count relatively small. We are like Viagra to these bastards, so they don't want us to go extinct.
They are allowed to bring all kind of toys, though, and Derk has used one to create his new masterpiece: a boneless woman with extreme flexibility.
Her name is Corinne, by the way.
Zordon and Jane manage to rescue her, even though Derk himself escapes.
And Nancy? Well, despite being a prisoner, she managed to kill George Dolfin/Winters, and Jane butchered her for that. Jane's new lover is Zordon.
But watch out, everyone: some new Kanderians are already on the prowl.
To Be Continued
P.S. Having a high fever right now, but I hope I managed to do justice to my favorite villains. Hard to say, when I can barely stand.
Also, note to self: never check your social media while feverish.
Me: "Aargh... did I just... I didn't mean to... aargh, please kill me..."
Me, 20 seconds later: "Naah, on second thought, I will pretend I liked that post on purpose. It was a bit of a curve ball, but there's nothing wrong with it, quite the contrary. It's pure."
And to end this delirious rant, here's a message to our Tumblr followers: I hope you all noticed the fumetti translation Akujo posted earlier this month. I was two days late when I imported it from Blogger to Tumblr, so I'm not sure if it showed up on your feeds.
Anyway, back to bed. Stay Groovy, my fellow Kanderians.