And it was the best Christmas ever

It's Christmas morning here in Finland, and as you all know, Finland is the home of Satan and his Nazi reichdeer. Satan brings presents only to evil lesbian girls, everyone else gets jack shit and frost. And thus our dear lesbian tyrant Madame Brutal always receives all kinds of neat stuff, just look at her smile.


But her best present ever wasn't in a box, it was in a coffin.


And thus the first lesbian vampire was born, because no woman can stay straight when Madame's whip sings Christmas carols. Merry Christmas, Groovy Agers, Merry Christmas!