Ho ho ho, Groovy Agers, Christmas is coming! But here's a question for you: if Santa Claus lives at the North Pole, who or what lives at the South Pole? We're about to find out, as Zordon's spaceship has just crash-landed there.
The answer is... cute little penguins?
Wait, what the hell?
Why are they trying to destroy Zordon's ship?
Wow, okay, this explains absolutely nothing, but apparently they have their very own sphinx.
And they are dragging mauled corpses out of it.
Little fuckers, get away from us!
For some reason Egyptian lunatics are coming out of the sphinx, too.
The ol' sphinxter turns out to be full of strange devices, and soon after entering Zordon and Jane are overcome by an intense desire to fornicate.
Zordon uses his enormous willpower to stop the madness, but then a frightening creature attacks them.
One of the strange devices breaks during the fight, and when the creature starts to fix it, Zordon and Jane escape.
They have no idea what's going on, but they are going to use their time machine to find out. The end.
So yeah, there you have it: the South Pole Santa, his tuxedo-clad elves, and their sex-sphinx. You still have time to write your letters.